So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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