Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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