My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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