Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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