why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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