Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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