Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
