Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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