we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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