I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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