i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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