loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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