I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Randomize