apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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