nut hugger
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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