I wannas sexs uuuuu
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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