Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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