who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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