Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
