He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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