Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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