So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
40s are totally the cure
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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