Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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