This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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