I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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