The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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