i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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