shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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