normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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