4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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