The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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