I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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