didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
