so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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