If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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