I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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