Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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