Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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