Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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