I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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