there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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