That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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