Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
no you cant smoke seaweed
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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