Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
