Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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