nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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