Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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