There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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