A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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