To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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