STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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