all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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