Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Shame - the story of my life.
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