shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
foreskin is a definite game changer
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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