Im at strip club and am horny
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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