I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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