On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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